Introducing... Westie

In this post, I thought I'd introduce you to my friend *cough* enemy *cough*, Westie. Some of you may know Westie, some of you may not, but he plays a big part in my life. Our relationship began a few months back, on a lovely, spring day. After a long day at work, my human had just returned home. She was so happy to see me but as she walked towards the kitchen door, the smile that had been on her face disappeared. She stopped walking and was looking down at something on the floor: Westie. 'Jasper!' She'd cried, 'what have you done?'
'Nothing,' I replied, confused about what she was accusing me of now.
'Look!' She pointed at Westie's knitted head. 'His ear has been chewed off!'
I stopped walking. Slowly, I turned my head towards Westie and, sure enough, one of his ears was not to be seen. 'I don't know how that happened,' I started. It was true, I didn't have clue about how this had happened and I was being blamed for it. It wasn't me!
And then I knew how it had happened: Westie had chewed his OWN ear off to get ME into trouble!
I was so angry. He was jealous of how much the humans snuggle me and wanted to get the attention.
Westie was taken off the floor (just as he wanted) and put on the sofa where he could be snuggled while I lie on the cold, hard floor.
Ever since that awful event, Westie has continued to chew himself and I have continued to get the blame. I don't think that's fair, do you? Especially when it definitely wasn't me. Definitely not. Why would I do a thing like that? I mean, the human occasionally thinks she has actually SEEN me chew him but of course not- he's obviously just chewing himself right in front of me.
So, the next time I get accused of eating that evil little dog, remember to tell my humans that it definitely was NOT me! Talk soon, Jasper x