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Friday, 9 September 2016

The Dog (and Cat) Capital of the World

This summer, my humans have been neglecting their duties of devoting every day, every minute, every second to my care. They went travelling- without me.
Meanwhile, I spent three weeks at other humans' properties. Don't get me wrong, I love these other humans (I get to sleep in human beds there... Of course I love it) but, frankly, what holiday is complete without a dog?
I can confirm however that they missed me a lot and I'm promised a whole family holiday next year. 
Whilst I was (and still am) upset about being left behind in Britain, there was a controversial observation made about one of their destinations...

One human returned home to the statement that "Ljubljana is the dog capital of the world". Er, big statement, considering I live in London. Apparently, Slovenia's capital city was swarming with groups of dogs in the parks, beside the canals and right in the centre. That said, in a place full of my fellow canines, I was distraught to hear that my human who visited Ljubljana committed the sin of all sins. Rule No.1 of dog ownership is that you never, ever mix with the arch-enemy- the feline. I may condone the odd glance at a cat if there is a look of disgust alongside it but no more.

My human only went and visited a cat cafe.

My human supported a business that revolves around cats.
The horror.

This cat cafe was home to eight felines, ranging from malicious Maine Coons to devilish Devon Rexes. My human's words: "It was the highlight of my time in Ljubljana."
I was lost for words.





I am relieved to say though that, despite the temptations that Ljubljana provided, my humans have returned with no new cats or dogs. Hallelujah.
Talk soon, Jasper x

If the idea of a cat cafe intrigues you, more details of the place one of my humans visited is here http://catcaffeljubljana.com/
There are even individual cat profiles on the webpage!

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